February 2009
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gross
I feel like I’m going to get syphilis from sleeping on this furnished couch in this San Diego State University apartment.
How to make jello shots according to Jenna
“Don’t you just follow the instructions on the back?”
DILDO
Jeremy: Dude, so someone called Brookstone yesterday and asked us if we had dildos
Me: hahahahahahahaskldjf what did you say?
Jeremy: "No-- but um I can check the catalogue for you. or we have massagers"
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Do I dare to admit this?
I feel like I’m the only soul not gung-ho about legalizing marijuana.
I’m perfectly fine with it being illegal, probably because I quit that ish and think it’s dumb (and makes you dumb).
DO I DARE TO ADMIT THIS? Yes, apparently I do.
wow
I just got super scared when the girl told me I’ll know if I got in in 2 or 3 weeks.
8:34 AM
FINALLY GOING TO BED. GOODNIGHT (FOR 3 HOURS).
ahhhh!!
It is 6:50 AM and I am still not asleep.
Instaed, I am at Kinkos printing my index portion of my portfolio.
My brother helped me design it so it looks all nice and profesh, yo.
BUT GUESS WHAT? There is a fucking mistake on page 2
So I have to go home and fix it and go back to fucking Kinkos.
I need to sleeeeeep so I can drive to Pasadena to turn in my portfolio.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I just submitted my Art Center College of Design apppp! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
THE WEEK
It is THE WEEK. I just finally did my portfolio cover and name label. I went to Swain’s and got a stamp maker kit. I’m not completely happy with it but atleast my portfolio isn’t empty and boring.
TO DO:
Choose last minute photos
Mount/Date photos
Proof read essays
Fill out FAFSA
Turn in application!
Cal grant
Drop off car at the auto shop
Hang with Sam before he...
ew x 10^10000000000000
I just had to go to Kanye’s blog to download a damn mp3.
I feel sick.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWN!
I woke up to the smell of turkey today.
My mom decided to make us a full on thanksgiving meal— in February.
I went to Costco to print out the portraits of my Grandma.
While I was waiting, I went over to Michael’s to look for things to decorate my portfolio.
I was looking for a rubber stamp that I could carve but they didn’t have it.
I bought some string to maybe use for it....
I feel like I have so much to do! but I really don’t!
I just finished writing Dawn a birthday card.
I’m going down to San Diego next weekend!!!!!!!!
I can’t wait— I fucking miss everyone.
I think I’m going to Korea/Japan/Thailand but I’m scared.
I’ve never flew more than 5 hours and the 5th hour was pretty much hell for me.
I have no clue how...
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omg hahahahah
I just remembered when my doctor told me that “Asian people tend to scar—”
she lifted up her shirt to right under her boob and showed me her scar!!!!!!!
so profesh.
Watchaw Conan’s farewell
I can’t wait till he comes to LA— I am definitely going to a live taping.
wow
Android application developers are greeeeeeedy.
$5? $10? $15 apps? Really? You have got to be kidding me.
GREEDY.
I need some change up in this shiatsu.
FML
“Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML”
WWW.FMYLIFE.COM
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I just realized that half of my bottom lip has no feeling which is resulting in my inability to whistle.
My poor kissable lips. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Jk but seriously I hope the nerves grow back so I can whistle some show tunes.
OH
I always forget about this but does anyone find it weird that the writers of Lost chose Diamond Bar as the location for Mr. Clucks?!!!!!!! I wonder how they went about choosing the city. They probably stuck a map to the wall and played darts because no one cares about Diamond Bar.
I aint want no meteorite crashing into me.
What I was just told by my doctor..
“Asian people tend to scar” (that is more so than caucasian people but less than african americans)
Interesting! But sucks for me!
wooo
I’m at the doctor’s office right now and I’m about to get my stitches removed.
It actually healed quite well already.
I need to do something today. Anything to get me out of my damn house.
I want to scream.
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“Rules and incentives may make things better in the short run, but they create a...”
– Barry Schwartz on TEDTalks, “Loss of Wisdom”
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
asdlkfja;lkdfjal;sjdfjasdfjsljkflssjdljfdsFUCK
“SEXTING”
– Fox 11 News
lol
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This alone makes me want to go to School of Visual...
I was reading through my SVA catalog and thought the cover was clever.
I actually have two catalogs for some reason but this one is titled “Proof,”
which makes sense because there’s a ton more student work in this one.
School of Visual Arts “Proof” Catalog
Front cover opened - “Hold up to the light”
The front of the cover/poster
The back...
oh my god
I just put on my headphones to listen to some music.
I clicked on Radiohead’s “Reckoner” but little did I know, the volume was at its maximum.
That was possibly one of the worst songs to choose.
Wow my heart hurts and my ears are ringggggggging.
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Junebug
I just watched Junebug. meh. It was just one of those ‘step into another life for 2 hours’ movie— nothing really special. The only thing I liked about it was Amy Adams.
lol
Lady gaga has a lookbook lol
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Bella, the Beagle
My dog caught a bird today, and ate it.
what a crazy bitch
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OH MY G
HOW COULD I FORGET?!!!!!
the worst part is… someone ran into my PARKED CAR.
one of the worst days ever.
I AM SO UGLYYYYYYYY
I got about 14 stitches on my bottom lip reaching about a quarter of an inch to the skin.
I AM SO UGLY.
I FEEL LIKE SHIT.
I AM GOING TO BE A HERMIT FOR THE NEXT MONTH.