July 2009
158 posts
oh
they’re just clumps of annelid worms, thats all. in a fucking sewer.
“Thanks for the video – I had not see it before. No, these are not bryozoans! They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered...
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I just spilled milk all over my room
BEAUTIFUL.
just downloaded firefox 3.5
LOVE IT.
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June 2009
135 posts
FRED, MY PET ORCHID, IS DYING...
:(((((((((((((((
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Diamond Bar deputies find $25M marijuana farm →
My home, sweet, home. Diamond Bar is famous for multi-million dollar drug busts (yes, more than one) and Snoop Dogg.
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starting Weeds
Here we go again.
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Can I just plz say one more time
how proud I am of my tie dye tank top? I’ve been saying it all day to Rachel how perfect our tank tops are. I’m like pretty sure this is how Marc Jacobs started his business.
I DROVE SO MUCH TODAY.
Home (Altadena) > Old Town Pasadena ~3 miles
Old Town > Echo Park (to sell my explosions in the sky tickets ~10 miles
Echo Park > Irvine ~45 miles
Irvine > LA Coliseum ~45 miles
LA Coliseum > Home ~20 miles
Total: ~123 miles
awesome.
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MJ IS EVERYWHERE!
BUT I DON’T HATE IT ONE BIT.
LIAM NEESON
IN “TAKEN” IS A FUCKING BADASS. NOW THAT IS A MAN.
I posted an ad at school for my Explosions in the Sky tickets. A guy texted me about them and the post below shows the conversation we had today.
p.s. I still haven’t sold them and it’s for this Saturday if anyone wants them!
funniest text message conversation w/ a stranger
Me: Hey I'm in LA right now eating with my Dad. Did you want to meet at school after [to buy the explosions in the sky tickets]?
Stranger: Sure what do you wanna do?
Stranger: Oh I'm sorry bro I thought u were this chic! Dude it's not gonna happen! My apologies. Michael's dead and there's a memorial party for him in SD I'm going to! Sorry
Me: Hahaha don't worry about it. It's fine. So you don't want the tickets at all then?
Stranger: Naw ill be in san diego this weekend mourning the talented perverted ambassador of pop music!
Me: hahahah lol! Alright buddy have fun. Thanks for totally fucking me over! jk
Stranger: It's a friggin cruel wrld man, what can I say. I'm sure you'll sell em on craigs tho. y(*L*,) peace
When I told my Dad I got a ticket....
he did a facepalm and he was dead serious. I’ve never seen him do a facepalm in my life.
Haunted Forest
I decided to take a hike up a mountain right now. I asked my roommate if she’s ever been up there and she replies, “oh. you mean the Haunted Forest?” Oh well, I’m already here.u
aw man
If I were Farrah Fawcett right now, I would be so pissed.
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Conan
I’m going to see Conan O’Brien on Friday and who’s the guest? SNOOP DOGG. Just my fucking luck! I see that mother fucker like everyday in Diamond Bar! (He lives in my hometown— and yes, Fatherhood is taped in Diamond Bar). GODDD. It’s okay, atleast I get to see COCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fucccccccccccccccccccxccccckkignngngfg shit
I just got a fucking ticket!!!1!!1! fucking mother fucking fuckfuck!!1!1@@@!2#$5ykfdfcfrt
man
underwear is so expensive for no fucking reason! I should just start going commando.
fucking ikea!!!!!!!!
I nearly broke my toe bc of their cheap ass shit. I mean, I love it but it’s so cheap, in a bad way. I finally decided to build my extender for my bookshelf— it’s basically an extra shelf that you attach to the top of your existing bookshelf. I built it and attached it and everything was fine. When I went to stand it up, the extender broke off and landed on my big toe....
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Harry Potter: The Musical
Harry: Dumbledore, why do you trust Snape so mu--?
Dumbledore: Because I love him. Severus Snape and I share a kind of love that I don't think you would ever fully understand. I would give him the clothes off my back. I would share my bed with him. If a snake bit him, I would suck out the poison-- even if that snake happened to accidentally bite him on the weiner.
"Digg Dialogg: Interviewing Bruno"
http://digg.com/dialogg/bruno_1
“What do you think about Obama’s stimulus package?”
hahahahhahahaaaaaaaa